Washington Tweets

Washington tweets. A lot. The Washington Tweets column is a collection of the most interesting, recent Washington-area tweets. These tweets reveal a candid and fascinating portrait of what is on our collective minds: Twitter gives a snapshot of what we're doing, thinking and hoping for as a group. Washington Tweets is Washington in the raw. Bill Adler tweets at @billadler.


I just realized I will have to be on my best behavior over Thanksgiving and leave my potty mouth in DC :S

At least at #DCA pat downs are semi-private. But its still the same TSA.

I need to live in DC so I don't suffer from parking stress -_-

BREAKING: To build goodwill, #TSA organizes late-night "speed-groping" sessions for singles. | DCA?
 
I sitting in Dupont Circle, enjoying this beautiful, non-seasonal, 70 degree weather

TSA agent at DCA was extra nice to me, even patted me on the arm. he must read the internet or something.

Oh boy it's big doggie day...Einstein is the smallest guy here but he's def standing his ground. Haha @ Cleveland Dog Park

Do escorts take the week of Thanksgiving off, apart from local incalls? I don't think I have seen one lady announce a DC tour for this week

Adams Morgan jumbo slice pizza really hits the spot...my friends are bad food influences.

the dc metro is like snow. Fun to visit, not fun on daily use.

Going to Washington DC this thanksgiving wknd. Hotel I'm staying at has the balls to charge $12.95 A DAY for Internet.

iSwear Im working solely to pay off DC stop light, speeding, and parking tix. UGH

I love seeing the zombie-like faces at DC first thing in the morning... Oh and the other people who aren't staring at me from the mirror too

went to adams morgan yesterday in the evening. i think hookah is starting to be a useless drug. 30 secs of highness for 30 min of tummy ache

Things I love about DC, part bajillion-&-two: people watching on the Metro, running into old friends at @Starbucks, iPod + city = perfect

Mary Cheh asks Gabe Klein why there's no streetcar plan for Ward 3. Klein says frankly, 'It's not low-hanging fruit' like other wards.

Girls love guys from DC/MD. Its our swag and the way we talk..I know.

Just hit a blistering ELEVEN mph on the DC beltway. We're cruising now. #seriouslywherearethoseroadbeers

Busy day tomorrow. Have so many things to do and places to go before I leave for #DC on Tuesday for #Thanksgiving. Hope I get them all done.

I hope @GrayForMayor keeps Harriet Tregoning andGabe Klein. Sign the petition: http://bit.ly/dh1uyp

in Jiffy Lube, and Sterling Tucker, first elected DC City CouncilChairman is just sitting here waiting for his car being seviced.

dear new panera in dupont circle: I ASKED FOR CREAM CHEESE. if you were my assistant and i weren't unemployed, you'd be fired.

JUST as I was going to jay-walk, I saw the cop and made a serious beeline. Lol they are giving out tickets. Gotta love DC