Saturday, December 31, 2016

Still Life with Robin: The CP Listserv 2016 Year in Review

Photo by Bill Adler
by Peggy Robin

By general consensus 2016 was the year most of us would have chosen for a great big do-over….if only we could! This wish seems to apply as much to the Cleveland Park Listserv as to anything else this year. There have been 10,772 messages posted in 2016, and I have to say, I’m not finding a lot of highlights to celebrate here. In the past I’ve used this end-of-the-year review to hand out “The CP Listies”- awards to the best posts in a number of categories: Best Giveaway, Best Returned Animal Message, Most Dramatic Post; Best Debate Thread Over a 5-day Period, and others (you can read about the 2015 winners here: https://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/cleveland-park/conversations/messages/109849). For 2016 it’s a lot easier to find things to complain about. Twenty-sixteen, in terms of listserv posts, is a bit like one of those Nobel years so filled with conflict that the Peace Prize Committee can’t find anyone to award the prize.   

Take, for example, the category of Best Giveaway. Nothing really stands out. Sure, lots of things were given away on the listserv: beds in all sizes, sofas, TVs, computer parts and peripherals, all kinds of exercise equipment, desks, dressers, shelving units, chairs, tables, rugs, futons, sports equipment and games (including a foosball table in excellent condition with the dutifully-noted exception of a slightly dog-chewed ball), toys, plants, leftover construction materials including flooring and flagstones, used appliances and barbecue grills, leftover pet food, baby items including diapers left over after potty-training success, bassinets, a bat house, live koi (due to overcrowding in someone’s pond), and lots and lots of books, magazines, CDs and various types of tapes. Perfectly fine, all of it – just not especially noteworthy. Wait, there was a giveaway of a baby grand piano on April 29th. But it did need restoration work, and that probably cost a bundle. And we did not get to find out how that giveaway worked out.

There was just one contender for the Best Dramatic Episode of the year: posted on Valentine’s Day when a list member reported coming across a Politics & Prose bag containing a wrapped Valentine’s Day present and card left on the street (message #111334); in a follow-up message (#111336), a list member reported thefts from cars and front porches along Macomb St, and in the third and final message in the thread (#111340), readers learned that staff at Politics and Prose were able to locate the buyer based on information on the receipt. Valentine’s Day was saved! That’s nice….but it’s just not in the same league with some of the nominees from past years: see, for example, “Snakes Falling Out of Trees?!" a 10-message thread from June 11-12, 2013, or “Things That Go Blam! In the Night” (message #88815, Sept 2, 2013) , or the sightings of the elusive, perhaps mythical coy-wolf in 2014 (starting with message #96893 “Re: WOLF/FOX and Coyotes in our neighborhood,” or last year’s “The Flower Thief Is Back” (4 message-thread from May 16-22, 2015).

But it’s in the “Best Lengthy Debate” category that I actually become disheartened. While in past years we have some respectful and even productive exchanges on varied topics such as: jaywalking; proper disposal of dog doo; and the merits and demerits of brick sidewalks -- what strikes me about the 2016 on-list arguments is how polarizing and unproductive they’ve become. Rather like a microcosm of debates nationally. Posters will stake out their opposing positions and they don’t seem to be looking for common ground or a way to move forward; the argument gets more heated but sheds no light. It goes on for a few more days, and then non-combatants write in and complain that the discussion is going nowhere, and the moderators start looking for ways to wind it down.

Looking over some of the lengthier threads this year, I discovered a 5-point pattern that went something like this:

1. Original poster complains about _______ problem.  (You can fill in the blank with: “terrible mail/package delivery”; “aggressive or troublesome behavior by door to door solicitors” or “ear-splitting leaf blowers multiple times a week, in season or out”).
2. Others write in to give additional, often worse examples of the problem, and call for some sort of remedy.
3. Opponents of the remedy write in, making either of two points. Point A: “It’s not really a problem.” (Sent in by people with wonderful mail delivery, who don’t mind the noise of leaf-blowers, who have bought things from legitimate door-to-door solicitors who were just kids trying to learn sales techniques.) Or Point B: “You may think it’s a problem but your proposed remedy will make it worse.” (Sent in by people who don’t want to put more requirements on landscaping companies, or who want to make sure that people appreciate the hardworking, competent postal employees, or don’t want legitimate solicitors to be subject to suspicion based on their appearance.)
4. In the next round there’s an escalation in tone and/or substance. Now we get reports of: frustration at failed attempts to report the problem to authorities, failed attempts to persuade other posters of the seriousness of harm caused by the problem; and worst of all, questioning of the motives or character of those who take the opposing view. (Most of the latter type of comment never make it on-list.)  
5. The moderators start writing to posters off-list to say that we think all the main arguments have been made already, and the discussion is getting repetitive, and we think we’ve reached the end of the thread.

And then, four to six months later, there’s another incident of one of those fill-in-the-blank problems, and here we go again. Because the new incident is not something to be ignored, we can’t really subvert the 5-point pattern. Besides, there’s always the hope that this time, this year, someone will come up with a new way of framing the problem, a way to draw the community together, to form a consensus over what can and should be done.

Something to aspire to in 2017!

Happy New Year to you all!

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Still Life with Robin is posted on the Cleveland Park Listserv and on All Life Is Local on Saturdays.

Saturday, December 24, 2016

Still Life with Robin: Season's Greetings!

Google+Images (from Heavy.com/news)
by Peggy Robin

Down in the dumps? Had it with holiday shopping? Afraid to turn on the TV for fear of whatever the next dreadful thing will be? Here’s your one-minute pick-me-up

If you want it to last longer, just hit the replay a bunch of times!

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah – and Merry Christmukkah to all those who do both; Happy Kwanzaa; and a Good Festivus, wishing you many excellent Feats of Strength and a terrific Airing of Grievances; and to make sure we’re covering the full spectrum of religious and secular observances spanning the late November to early January time-period (see http://www.religioustolerance.org/xmas_other.htm for details), we send our wishes for a joyous and hopeful holiday season to you all!

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Still Life with Robin is published on the Cleveland Park Listserv and on All Life Is Local on Saturdays.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Get Out! - The Events Column

Deror Avi (via Wikimedia/Creative Commons)
We wanted to share some events and activities that list members might be interested in. Have a great weekend -- and week beyond, too. If you know of an event that the 16,500+ members of the Cleveland Park Listserv should know about, email us at events @ fastmail.net.

Peggy Robin and Bill Adler
Publishers, Cleveland Park Listserv
www.cleveland-park.com  

Thursday, December 22 at 4:30 PM, (Faux) Gingerbread House Craft. Ever dream of making your own gingerbread house? While beautiful, these fragile homes can be difficult to make. Instead, why don't you join us in a faux gingerbread house craft? It's lots less fuss and way more fun! For ages 5 and up. All supplies will be provided. Free. At the Petworth Library, 4200 Kansas Avenue NW, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/55281

Friday, December 23 from 12 - 3 PM, Holiday Cookie Decorating Party, hosted by the Chevy Chase Citizens Association (rescheduled from December 17 due to icy conditions that day). The CCCA will provide the undecorated winter-themed sugar cookies and icings and sprinkles. In addition, crafts will be offered, include decorating Styrofoam gingerbread men and snow globe scenes and making holiday cards. This is a free event and all materials needed to decorate cookies, make cards, or for arts and crafts will be provided. Fun for all ages and all skill levels. At the Chevy Chase Community Center, 5601 Connecticut Avenue NW, http://www.chevychasecitizens.org/

Saturday, December 14 at 12 noon, Chevy Chase Community Caroling. Gather with fellow carolers at the Chevy Chase Starbucks, 5500 Connecticut Avenue NW, prepared to stroll the commercial strip, singing Christmas carols and some Hanukkah songs, too. Songbooks available. Dress festively! Shakers, bells, and some other simple instruments will be handed out, but feel free to bring your own. Free - all are welcome.

Saturday, December 24, film screenings at 12, 1, and 2 PM: “Pandas: The Journey Home.” National Geographic will present a 3D screening of the groundbreaking natural history film, a look at the highly endangered giant pandas living in Wolong National Nature Reserve in the People’s Republic of China. Tickets: $7. Grosvenor Auditorium, National Geographic, 1600 M St. NW, http://bit.ly/2hdXQwz   

Sunday, December 25, all day: D25: Annual Day of Service at the DCJCC -- it's the 30th anniversary of this event! Join over 1,000 volunteers at a social service agency in the metro-DC area to serve meals, sing carols, visit home-bound seniors, throw holiday parties, play bingo, and deliver holiday cheer to those in need. Many of the projects are family-friendly; please read the individual project descriptions (including age minimums and other requirements) at http://bit.ly/2hLCsPU. D25 registration is open but will close at midnight on December 22nd. Walk-ins on December 25th are welcome between 7:30 - 10:30 AM at the Edlavitch DCJCC, 1529 16th Street NW.

Sunday, December 25 at 12 noon, Community Christmas Midday Dinner at St. Alban's Church. All are welcome to share in a delicious turkey meal with all the trimmings in a caring ecumenical community. St. Alban's Church is located at 3100 Wisconsin Ave NW, adjacent to the National Cathedral. Volunteers are welcome, too! Please email Asha Matthei or Warren Matthei at sa2016christmasdinner @ gmail dot com if you wish to volunteer.

Monday, December 26 at 8 PM, Boxing Day Event. You have probably heard of the English tradition of Boxing Day, occurring every December 26, celebrated by delivering boxed gifts to those who have given you good service over the past year. In this decidedly American variation, Boxing Day will be a reality-show-style series of competitive match-ups between mail carriers, UPS carriers, FedEx deliverers, and other delivery service employees, who will perform box-tossing feats at a far-removed target with corn-hole-style openings, sized for the various boxes that will serve as projectiles. Participants will compete to see who is able to score the most boxes thrown through the appropriate sized opening in the target. The distance will be increased each round. The final challenge will involve a large box containing poorly wrapped crystal stemware. The one who tosses the box into the target hole with the greatest number of broken glasses will be declared the winner and will receive a prize of 100 pounds of fully recyclable bubble wrap and flattened cardboard. For tickets to this year’s competition, go to Eventbrite-boxingday-2016. To view video of last year’s competition, go to: http://bit.ly/cpfakeevent.

Tuesday, December 27 at 2 PM, Kwanzaa Story Time & Crafts. We’ll tell a few exciting stories about the origin of Kwanzaa, and afterwards, we'll make fun Kwanzaa crafts! Free. At the Woodridge Library, 1801 Hamlin Street NE, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/55396

Wednesday, December 28 at 10 AM, Ceremonial Laying of Wreath on President Wilson’s Tomb. Join representatives from the US military services on the occasion of the 160th anniversary of Wilson’s birth. Free. More information: http://bit.ly/2i5MoS1. At the Washington National Cathedral, Massachusetts and Wisconsin Avenues NW.

Wednesday, December 28  at 6:30 PM, The National Museum of American Jewish Military History invites you to its annual Hanukkah Party for latkes, jelly doughnuts, gelt, and song. Explore the museum and enjoy good food, play games, and sing. We’ll also look at the ways Jews in the American military have continued the tradition of the Maccabees. Speaker Rabbi Michael Bloom. Co-sponsored by Jewish Study Center. Advance registration required. This event is free - suggested donation $5.More info: http://bit.ly/2ijZnPp. The National Museum of American Jewish Military History is at 1811 R St NW.

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Still Life with Robin: Something to See

Nat Geo Best Travel Photos of 2016 
by Peggy Robin

Yesterday, as I was standing in a 45-minute line at the Post Office, I was thinking about what I would write in my weekly column….probably something about all the annoyances of that experience. How long it was taking to help each customer. How hard it was to figure out which forms were needed for overseas shipping. How confusing was the poster with the information on the shipping options. And then they opened a separate “cash only” window, and how difficult it was to gauge whether jumping to the end of that  single line would go any faster than staying in the multi-window line for credit card customers. The time dragged by. But at last I got home, where I sat down at my computer and opened my email. And to my surprise, there was something that made me think I should put aside my complaints about things like line-length and package hassles. Because of the white shafts of light glowing through the trees in India. And because there was an orangutan climbing to the top of a tree in Borneo. These images came to me in an email from National Geographic with links to several different photo collections. Here’s what they sent me:

National Geographic’s Best Photography of the Year:

And the Best Travel Photos of 2016 / Most Liked on Instagram:

And the Best of the Photo of the Day:

And the Most Moving Photos of the Year:

There’s a lot to go through here. But I promise you it’s a much better use of your time than standing in line at the post office….or thinking about whatever little this-that-or-the-other has frustrated or annoyed you over the course of your day. There’s nothing like two foxes running in the snow….or a starry night in Nepal, to put a bit of wonder back into your spirit. How about a rainbow? (The one that’s #14 in the Most Liked on Instagram collection is not a cliché:

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Still Life with Robin is posted on the Cleveland ParkListserv and on All Life Is Local either on Saturday or Sunday.

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Get Out! - The Events Column

Photo by Gandydancer via Wikimedia Commons
We wanted to share some events and activities that list members might be interested in. Have a great weekend -- and week beyond, too. If you know of an event that the 16,500+ members of the Cleveland Park Listserv should know about, email us at events @ fastmail.net. 

Peggy Robin and Bill Adler
Publishers, Cleveland Park Listserv

Thursday, December 15 from 6:30 - 8:30 PM, “F Street: A Place on the Ridge.” This video portrait of downtown DC’s historic Main Street looks at the history of F Street, NW, from 3rd to 15th Street. The filmmaker examines how F Street has held its own for nearly 200 years as the tide of commerce has ebbed and flowed, often leaving in its wake empty streets and vacant buildings. In addition to historic views, the filmmaker photographed a year in the life of F Street from 1980 to 1981. Join Anne McDonough, Library & Collections Director, Historical Society of Washington, D.C. and Phil Portlock, photographer, writer, film documentary producer, social justice activist and native Washingtonian, for a conversation after the screening. This program is part of the exhibition, “District II,” organized by the Historical Society of Washington, DC and presented in partnership at the National Building Museum. Free, but reservations are required at http://bit.ly/2haa2iN

Friday, December 16 at 12:30 PM, Lunch Bites: “Sacred to the Memory of Washington.” To commemorate the 217th anniversary of George Washington's death on December 14, 1799, Ellen Clark, library director, presents “Sacred to the Memory of Washington.” The elegantly bound volume of eulogies and orations celebrating his life and achievements was assembled in 1800 by Mary Ellis of New Brunswick, New Jersey. The selection of twenty-five printed pamphlets are representative of the hundreds of public tributes to Washington that were given around the nation at the request of Congress in early 1800. The compiler of the volume, Mary Ellis, was the sister-in-law of Col. Anthony Walton White, a legendary figure of the southern campaign during the Revolutionary War and an original member of the Society of the Cincinnati. The presentation will last approximately 30 minutes with time afterwards for up-close viewing of the volume of eulogies and other items from the collections commemorating the death of George Washington. Free - seating is available on a first-come, first-served basis. At Anderson House, 2118 Massachusetts Avenue, NW. http://www.societyofthecincinnati.org/events/public

Saturday, December 17 at 1 PM, “Stars of the Holiday Sky.” A park ranger will lead a planetarium program on winter sky stories from cultures around the world. Travel back in time 2,000 years in search of a scientific explanation of the Star of Bethlehem (for ages 5 and older). Free. Rock Creek Nature Center, 5200 Glover Road NW. More info on this program and other Rock Creek Park programs at https://www.nps.gov/rocr/planyourvisit/upload/December-2016.pdf

Saturday, December 17, from 1:00 to 4:00 pm, Holiday Cookie Decorating Party, hosted by the Chevy Chase Citizens Association. The CCCA will provide the undecorated winter-themed sugar cookies and icings and sprinkles. In addition, crafts will be offered, include decorating Styrofoam gingerbread men and snow globe scenes and making holiday cards. This is a free event and all materials needed to decorate cookies, make cards, or for arts and crafts will be provided. Fun for all ages and all skill levels. At the Chevy Chase Community Center, 5601 Connecticut Avenue NW, http://www.chevychasecitizens.org/

Sunday, December 18 at 3 PM, Pre-Chanukah Event. All are invited to the Pre-Chanukah event at Candy Cane City, featuring: Giant candy Menorah-building; Magic Show entertainment: by the amazing Anthony Ware; Raffle - everyone attending will enter into a raffle for a chance to win "the Mensch in the Bench" as seen on Shark Tank; Refreshments - traditional Chanukah food; Chanukah crafts for children of all ages; Holiday music: to get you in the mood; Dreidel man - take a picture with this cute, plush mascot. Free. Candy Cane City (officially called Meadowbrook Park) is at 7901 Meadowbrook Ln, Chevy Chase, MD, just south of East West Highway. Please RSVP to allow for planning for the right numbers: http://www.chabadcc.org/templates/articlecco_cdo/aid/3141556

Monday, December 19 at 4:30 PM, Snow Globe Craft. Behold the wonder of the season! It will be a fun afternoon as we make a snow globe themed craft that you can make and take home. For ages 5 and up. All supplies will be provided. Free. At the Petworth Library, 4200 Kansas Avenue NW, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/55280

Tuesday, December 20 at 3 PM, A Visit with “Santa.” This event is for all parents who want to bring up children in a fact-based world with the idea that they will be less likely to be taken in by “post-truth” rumors spread by those who would exploit the more gullible among us. Promptly at 3 PM, a man dressed in “Casual Friday wear” will arrive by Segway and introduce himself as an actor playing the fictional character of Santa Claus. In front of the assembled audience of children and adults, he will change into the traditional red Santa suit and apply a fake beard. He will then invite the children to line up, and one by one, he will listen to each child’s request for a Christmas present, and will nod and wink and respond, in character: “Ho! Ho! Ho! Santa will bring your present in his sleigh.” Then he will step out of character to address the child’s parents: “Your child wants [fill in the blank] for Christmas” -- making sure the child can see the difference between the man playing a role and the one communicating with the real gift-givers, the parents. While children are waiting in line, they will be shown a short video about reindeer in the arctic, how their habitats are endangered by global warming, and how flight is impossible for the non-aerodynamic, land-bound species that weigh, on average, 400 pounds. To preview the video your child will see, to make sure it is age appropriate, go to:http://bit.ly/cpfakeevent.

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Still Life with Robin: Stand With Comet and the Rest of….the Whatcha-Call-It-Block

Comet Ping Pong 12-9-16
by Peggy Robin

I am happy to report that the outpouring of support for Comet Ping Pong could not be contained in a single day, so the organizers have extended the “Stand with Comet” event through Sunday, December 11.  (If you are not up to speed on the whacked-out fake news that led up to last Sunday’s attack, or its ramifications, I highly recommend this recap/commentary by Stephen Colbert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfXWXNItF_Y.) The organizers of “Stand with Comet” have also suggested that those who want to show their love and support for the affected businesses should come out and patronize not just Comet, the initial object of the online and real-life attack, but all the other businesses on the block, many of whom have also been on the receiving end of vile and frightening threats, as well as loss of income from fearful customers who have stayed away.

I’m all on board to support this effort, so I popped over yesterday to do my bit….although the surrounding streets were so crowded, I had to circle around the block twice before I found a place to park. If you would rather skip the hassle, you might just prefer the bus; the L2 runs every 20 minutes and will take you right to the corner of Connecticut and Nebraska for just $1.75. It’s not a long walk from Cleveland Park, either -- if you’re up for a stroll in brisk weather.

But what to call this section of Connecticut at the center of all this attention? I don’t want to keep identifying it by the presence of Comet alone. Google Maps is no help – it puts the east side of the street, including Comet and Politics & Prose, in Chevy Chase, DC, and puts the west side of the street in Wakefield -- and to confuse things further, it puts everything south of Everett Street in Forest Hills. That doesn’t make sense for a one-block shopping strip; it’s not in three different neighborhoods!

The owners of Politics & Prose have previously addressed this dilemma: they once invited their customers to “name that neighborhood” – and you can find the results of that effort on the P&P webpage at http://www.politics-prose.com/neighborhood-name-game .... but you won’t find a definitive answer! You will certainly find plenty of fanciful suggestions, though!

If you want to stick to a simple solution, I’d say the mapmakers should redraw those Chevy Chase/Wakefield boundaries so that we can just call the whole area Forest Hills. It cartainly doesn’t feel like Chevy Chase, which has its own clearly defined commercial strip along Connecticut Avenue, starting on the north end at Chevy Chase Circle and stopping on the south end at the Starbucks on the corner of Livingston, after which there are large apartment blocks. As for Wakefield – that, to me is just a real-estate-friendly designation for the triangular patch of single-family homes too far north to be called North Cleveland Park, too far east to be called Tenleytown, and too far south to be called Chevy Chase, DC. It’s just not substantial enough to carry its name over to the Connecticut Avenue commercial strip between Nebraska and Fessenden.

On the other hand, if you want to give the block its own distinctive name, then we could mash together the two likeliest claimants, Forest Hills and Chevy Chase, into “Chevy Forest” – which could be even further abbreviated to CheF. And now, let’s all get behind our local businesses and show our support for CheF!

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Still Life with Robin is published on All Life Is Local and on the Cleveland Park Listserv on Saturdays.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Get Out! - The Events Column

Holiday Card - Quratt ul ain
via
 Wikimedia Creative Commons
We wanted to share some events and activities that list members might be interested in. Have a great weekend -- and week beyond, too. If you know of an event that the 16,500+ members of the Cleveland Park Listserv should know about, email us at events @ fastmail.net.  

Peggy Robin and Bill Adler 
Publishers, Cleveland Park Listserv
www.cleveland-park.com 

Thursday, December 8 at 7 PM, Bonsai Hour: Author Talk.Three Washington-based authors (Ann McClellan, Sandra Moore and Stephen Voss) will talk about their books about the tiny, beautiful and historic trees of the National Bonsai & Penjing Museum at the National Arboretum. Free. At the Tenley-Friendship Library, 4450 Wisconsin Avenue NW, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/55050

Thursday, December 8 at 7:30 PM, The University of the District of Columbia’s free annual holiday concert. The UDC Chorale directed by Richard Odom, starts the evening with a program of choral music followed by the gospel sounds of The Voices, directed by Gerry Gillespie. The UDC Jazz Ensemble directed by Allyn Johnson closes the program with big band jazz sure to spread the holiday spirit. At the UDC auditorium, Theatre of the Arts Bldg. 46-East) 4200 Connecticut Avenue NW.  

Friday, December 9 from 11 AM - 9:30 PM, Stand With Comet. Comet Ping Pong Pizza is a family-friendly neighborhood pizzeria that has come under attack in the age of fake news. Last Sunday, the attack became literal when a man with an assault rifle entered the establishment and fired at least two shots. Thankfully, no one was hurt. No doubt this awful event and the malicious lies spread beforehand have left the staff feeling unsafe and on edge. They need a little light in all this darkness. So go eat at Comet Ping Pong this Friday and thank the staff for being a part of our community. Tell them you have their back. Tip well. [The preceding write-up was taken from the event’s Facebook page at http://bit.ly/2hpdKSa, but the listserv editor adds: The other businesses on the block have been hit hard by the fake news onslaught, as well. Come out on Friday to show your support and appreciation for Politics & Prose, Terasol, Little Red Fox, Besta Pizza, the Sherwin Williams Paint Store, and the rest -- see https://goo.gl/maps/7CUPcDLtE7R2 for the addresses. By the way, there is no weekly fake event http://bit.ly/cpfakeevent this week…we just can’t get in the mood to find fake news funny right now!]

Saturday, December 10 from 11 AM - 4 PM,The National Postal Museum’s Annual Holiday Card Workshop. You’ll find pretty papers, vintage stamps from around the world and lots of other supplies to inspire your creativity as you create one-of-a-kind holiday greetings. After making your cards, visit the museum’s stamp store to send the cards to your loved ones with a special Postal Museum postmark. This fun program offers something for people of all ages who love arts & crafts. Free - no registration required. At the National Postal Museum, 2 Massachusetts Avenue NE. Contact: Motoko Hioki  HiokiM @ si dot edu, http://postalmuseum.si.edu/visit/calendar.html

Saturday, December 10 from 11 AM - 3 PM, EdFEST, DC’s citywide school fair. Come and explore the city’s many public school options (PK3-12) for your child. Representatives from DC Public Schools (DCPS) and DC public charter schools will showcase their programs. With the launch of the My School DC common lottery application on December 12, EdFEST is a timely event to help you make informed school selections for the 2017-18 school year common lottery. EdFEST will also feature many free services and fun activities for the whole family: Flu shots for adults, health services for kids and teens, and lots more family fun, games and entertainment brought to you by the DC Department of Health. Sports activities for all brought to you by the DC Department of Parks and Recreation, including information about DPR Fun Days, Winter and Spring Break Camps, Cooperative Play, and more. Story time with DC Public Library. Admission and parking are free. At DC Armory, 2001 East Capitol St SE. More at: http://www.myschooldc.org/events/edfest

Saturday, December 10 at 1 PM, “Christmas in the Air,” performance by Nancy Peery Marriott, soprano, accompanied by pianist David Champman. This program of treasured music of the Christmas season will be followed by an informal reception with light refreshments (part of the Anderson House free concert series presented by the Society of the Cincinnati). Free - seating on a first-come first serve basis.

Saturday, December 10 from 2 - 4 PM, Holiday Card Crafting. We will be making holiday-themed greeting cards and gift tags. All materials will be provided, and there will be a special performance by Georgetown University a cappella group GU Harmony. Due to the projects included, this event is recommended for ages 18+. Questions? Email  Email Rebekah Smith, rebekah.smith @ dc dot gov, or Julia Strusienski, julia.strusienski @ dc dot gov.  Free. At Georgetown Neighborhood Library, 3260 R Street NW, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/55215

Saturday, December 10 at 2:30 PM, Calling all future makers! Want to explore circuitry? Come to Chevy Chase DC Public Library to design and build a light switch from scratch. No experience needed, all supplies provided. Ages 8 and up. Free. At Chevy Chase DC Public Library, 5625 Connecticut Ave NW.

Saturday, December 10 at 3 PM, A Holiday Concert: The Season of Light, presented by The Georgetown Chorale. Experience one of the most unique concerts of the season! Excerpts from Bach’s Christmas Oratorio will be performed alongside portions of Handel’s Judas Maccabaeus. The texts of these two masterworks of the high Baroque speak to the imagery of light, joy, and peace common to both Hanukkah and Christmas. American composer Daniel Pinkham’s festive Christmas Cantata, in the arrangement for brass quartet and organ, as well as seasonal carols, will also be featured. Advance tickets: Adults: $25; Students/Children: $15; available online through December 9, 2016 at www.georgetownchorale.org. Tickets at the door: Adults: $30; Students/Children: $15. At First Congregational United Church of Christ, 945 G Street NW.

Saturday, December 10 from 3 - 5 PM, Holiday Extravaganza hosted by the Friends of Rose Park, featuring craft-making, pictures with Santa, music from Georgetown Chimes, train rides, treats from Sprinkles and Baked & Wired, and crafts from Georgetown Parties. Free, but please bring a new, unwrapped toy for Toys for Tots. Rose Park is at 26th and O Streets NW, http://www.roseparkdc.org/

Saturday, December 10 at 5 PM, The Colonial English Handbell Ringers 2016 “Young at Heart” Holiday Concert, featuring youthful Yuletide classics such as “Frosty the Snowman” and the original “Away in a Jingle,” some traditional favorites, as well as selections from The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, The Wizard of Oz and even Looney Toons. There are also some beautiful new selections this year, such as “Prayer” from Hansel and Gretel and of course, our traditional Sing-A-Long! The show runs about 75 minutes and is great for all ages. Seating is limited, but there will be plenty of standing room. Other show dates/times can be found at www.colonialringers.com. At The Center, 4321 Wisconsin Ave. (enter on Windom Pl.) Free - Donations always accepted for those who wish to offset our costs.

Sunday, December 11 at 1 PM or 3:30 PM, The Annual CPHS Gingerbread House Party! Get your tickets now because they are going fast! Houses to decorate are $30 each for Cleveland Park Historical Society members and $50 each for non-members - go to http://bit.ly/2gkpE1Z. All materials provided — home-baked houses, icing, candy, sprinkles, and other sticky architectural elements galore.At the Cleveland Park Club, 3433 33rd Place, NW, with sessions from 1 - 2:30 pm and 3:30 -5 PM. Not a member yet? Go to http://www.clevelandparkhistoricalsociety.org/ to join CPHS and receive the member discount for this event and all programs through the end of 2017.

Sunday, December 11 from 1 - 5 PM, Studio 4903’s Annual Winter Show. Stop by and enjoy the work of local artists in: jewelry, painting, ceramics, textiles and  illustration. Come see what we've been up to and support your local artists while you enjoy fab art, food, drink and great cheer. Free. At 4903 Wisconsin Avenue, NW on the 2nd floor.

Sunday, December 11 at 4 PM, Thomas Circle Singers presents its annual concert, "The Wonder of Christmas." TCS will be joined by the Commonwealth Brass, organ, harp and percussion to perform holiday favorites such as Conrad Susa’s “A Christmas Garland,” Kirke Mechem’s “Seven Joys of Christmas.” Also guaranteed to put you in the holiday spirit are carols and motets of Paul Halley, Carlos Alejandro Catrillo, Matthew Culloton, David Willcocks, and more, as well as a choral procession with bells and an audience sing-alongs of favorite carols. Tickets are $25 in advance through www.thomascirclesingers.org, $30 at the door ($5 student and senior discount); proceeds benefit Calvary Women's Services. At St. Paul's Church, 4900 Connecticut Avenue NW.

Wednesday, December 14 at 6:30 PM, “Stories of Strength” - First-person short digital films by Washingtonians in partnership with OneDC working for racial and economic equity in DC neighborhoods and DC Doors providing comprehensive services for Latino families and single women facing a housing crisis. In collaboration with the students of Prof. Nina Shapiro-Perl's Community Documentary Course.The screening is part of the “Media That Matter” series at American University, Doyle/Forman Theater, McKinley Building -- see http://observer.american.edu/m/location/?loc=10040 for location. Free. A reception starts at 6:30 and the program starts at 7 PM.

Thursday, December 15 from 6:30 - 8:30 PM, “F Street: A Place on the Ridge.” This video portrait of downtown D.C.’s historic Main Street looks at the history of F Street, NW, from Third to 15th Street. The filmmaker examines how F Street has held its own for nearly 200 years as the tide of commerce has ebbed and flowed, often leaving in its wake empty streets and vacant buildings. In addition to historic views, the filmmaker photographed a year in the life of F Street from 1980 to 1981. Join Anne McDonough, Library & Collections Director, Historical Society of Washington, D.C. and Phil Portlock, photographer, writer, film documentary producer, social justice activist and native Washingtonian, for a conversation after the screening. This program is part of the exhibition, “District II,” organized by the Historical Society of Washington, DC and presented in partnership at the National Building Museum. Free, but reservations are required at http://bit.ly/2haa2iN.

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Still Life with Robin: 'Tis the Season

'Tis a Gift
by Peggy Robin

‘Tis the season of giving, and many charities, it seems, want to give….to me. But I don’t really want the little gifts they’re sending. Nevertheless, here’s my haul:

Packet of notecards with artwork on the front
Christmas tree ornament
A dream-catcher (Navajo charm)
A nickel taped to a card
Personalized return address labels (in various styles from many different organizations)
Desk calendar
Wall calendar
Bookmark
Sticky notes
Shopping list notepad
To-do list notepad
Blank notepad
Bumper stickers
Window stickers

None of the above items is terribly expensive – still, it has to be more expensive to send a letter with a little gift inside than one without. I’m sure that the marketing consultants at these charities have studied the matter in depth, and have found that including some little trinket in a mailing to potential donors is an effective way to prod more recipients to give -- more than making up for the added cost of the object plus postage. Otherwise, this would not be such a commonplace technique. I can see how it works: you get something sort of nice – like a packet of artsy notecards – and if you think you might actually use them, you feel a tad guilty for getting something for nothing – so you give a little something back to the worthy cause that sent them, rather than a similarly worthy one that just sent you a pitch letter and nothing more.

There are two things about this that bother me. One, maybe the organization that didn’t send you a gift is doing more good with its donations than the one that’s handing out notecards. And two, I don’t really need those notecards. And if I do, I can go out and buy my own from a gift shop. I definitely don’t need more bookmarks. And I have enough return address labels to stick on all the mail I’m likely to send for the rest of my life. I can’t even give those things away, because they’re of no use to anyone else.

On the other hand, who am I to tell a charity to stop using a successful technique that spurs more giving? Just because it doesn’t work for me, doesn’t mean it isn’t right for lots of other people. What I really would like to see is a “Do Not Gift” registry for charities. This would be something like the “Do Not Call” registry”: US Mail customers could add their names to a national list that would go to all charities letting them know not to send tchotchkes to anyone who put their name down. That would save the the charities some money, and save me from the annual dilemma of having to decide whether to recycle all those bookmarks, notepads, and calendars, or try to give them away.

The only trouble with this bright idea? Well, if you’re on the “Do Not Call” registry, and you still get lots of unsolicited business calls, you know just how well that idea works!

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Still Life with Robin is published on the Cleveland Park Listserv and on All Life Is Local on Saturdays.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Get Out! - The Events Column

Photo by Thomas S Mann
We wanted to share some events and activities that list members might be interested in. Have a great weekend -- and week beyond, too. If you know of an event that the 16,500+ members of the Cleveland Park Listserv should know about, email us at events @ fastmail.net.

Peggy Robin and Bill Adler
Publishers, Cleveland Park Listserv
www.cleveland-park.com

Thursday, December 1 from 6:30 - 8:30 PM, Humanitini: No Taxation Without Representation. What does the future hold for DC’s political autonomy, and Congressional representation? We’ll ask a panel of experts approaching the issue from various creative avenues. This panel is part of a year-long series of events celebrating the 225th birthday of the nation’s capital. Free, but reservations are required at: http://bit.ly/2gZdAVn. In the Langston Room at Busboys & Poets, 14th and V Streets NW.  

Friday, December 2 from 3 - 6 PM, The Importance of Freedom of the Press. How Free Is Freedom of Press? In 1766 Sweden’s Parliament passed the world’s first Freedom of the Press Act and abolished censorship of all printed publications, including those imported from abroad. In light of this 250 year anniversary, on December 2, the Embassy of Sweden and the Newseum have organized an event in House of Sweden about the importance of freedom of the press. The program will begin a dialogue that explores how communication has changed in two and a half centuries and will attempt to define what the terms “communication” and “journalism” mean today. The program also will explore the impact social media platforms and other evolving communications technologies have had on free speech. Free, but please register at http://bit.ly/2fPQLhG. At the House of Sweden, 900 K St. NW.

Friday, December 2 at 7 PM (6:30 for Cafe food), The 8th Annual World AIDS Day Cabaret at Georgetown Day School. Approximately 35 students will participate and there will be 15 - 20 musical acts over the course of 90 minutes. The Internet Cafe will have tables of food and treats - so arrive by 6:30 so to get food and sit back down to enjoy the show. Admission: $5 for students and staff; $10 for other adults. At Georgetown Day School, 4200 Davenport St. NW. More info: http://bit.ly/2fJOBFs 

Saturday, December 3 at  9:30 AM, Petersburg National Battlefield park ranger Aaron Rowland heads a roundtable discussion on what General Ulysses S. Grant called “the saddest affair I have ever witnessed in war” - the Battle of the Crater. This program is part of the NPS’ Civil War roundtable series. Free. In the Rock Creek Nature Center, 5200 Glover Road NW. For more information call 202-895-6070.

Saturday, December 3 from 10 AM - 1 PM, Tenley Winterfest Children's Book Sale. The Tenley-Friendship library's entrance lobby will be filled with great books for kids - and cookbooks for adults. Yetis optional; bargains guaranteed. The library is at 4450 Wisconsin Avenue NW. For the full schedule of Tenley Winterfest 2016 events, go to: http://www.tenleywinterfest.org/

Saturday, December 3 from 11 AM - 5 PM, Turkish Arts & Crafts Holiday Sale. Great bargains on perfect handmade gifts—silk scarves, toys, knitted and crocheted items, pottery, leather goods, jewelry and more. Puppets! Kilims! And all made by Turkish artisans, primarily women -- your purchases support the good work of the nonprofit Anatolian Artisans organization, (website: www.anatolianartisans.org). At the Stacey residence, 3917 Ingomar St. NW.

Saturday, December 3 from 1 - 4 PM, Bethesda’s “Winter Wonderland.” Celebrate the holiday season in downtown Bethesda with a variety of performances, a visit from Santa Claus, live ice sculpting, and more! Watch as blocks of ice are transformed into magnificent pieces of art. The ice sculptor will use chainsaws, ice picks and other tools to transform the ice and awe the audience. A student concert and visit from Santa will follow the presentation. Free. In Veterans Park, located at the corner of Woodmont and Norfolk Avenues in Bethesda's Woodmont Triangle. Full details at: http://www.bethesda.org/bethesda/winter-wonderland 

Saturday, December 3 from 5 - 7 PM, Cathedral Commons’ 2nd annual neighborhood holiday Tree Lighting event. Join us in front of Giant as we celebrate with sounds of the season from Lafayette Elementary and Thomas Circle Singers, free giveaways for kids, food & drink offerings, plus free photos with Santa in our residential lobby on Newark Street at Wisconsin Avenue. The tree lighting countdown will take place at 7 PM.

Saturday, December 3 at 7:30 PM, Caroling and Student-Produced Dance Performance: Posada: Camino a Belen (The Way to Bethlehem). This family-friendly winter showcase is intended to reflect a posada, a nine-day festive anticipation of Christmas in Mexican culture. Beginning with caroling in front of Dahlgren Chapel at Georgetown University at 7:30 (lyrics in Spanish and English will be provided), the event then moves to additional locations on the Georgetown campus to recreate the journey of Mary and Joseph, ultimately landing at Gaston Hall at 8 PM for a diverse program featuring traditional dances from four Mexican states. A reception follows with authentic foods. Free. More info: https://performingarts.georgetown.edu/DanceEnsembles16-17. Georgetown camps map at http://bit.ly/2fR3i7Z.  

Sunday, December 4 from 12 PM - 3 PM, Celebrate 100 Years of the Cleveland Park Fire Station. Join Engine Co. 28 - Truck 14 Firefighters & EMS personnel, CPCA, Mayor Bowser, DC FEMs Chief Dean, & Councilmember Cheh for a short ceremony at 12 noon followed by an Open House from 1 - 3 PM. There will be music and yummy food for all; clowns, fire hats, climbs on fire trucks, and photos with firefighters for the kids; and a free history booklet on Cleveland Park and our firehouse – all in all a wonderful neighborhood event.celebration. Free. At the Firehouse - Cleveland Park, 3522 Connecticut Ave NW.

Sunday, December 4 at 2 PM, Sustainability at Work. Marilyn Waite is an engineer and author with extensive international experience in the sustainability field. She will discuss careers that favorably impact the environment and also her book Sustainability at Work. Free & open to the public. At the Tenley-Friendship Library, 4450 Wisconsin Ave. NW, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/54868 

Sunday, December 4 at 4 PM, Journalist Steve Roberts: "A Tale of Two Suburbs: Bethesda and Chevy Chase," Longtime Bethesda resident and journalist Steve Roberts will compare the evolution of Bethesda and Chevy Chase in an illustrated lecture, hosted by the Chevy Chase Historical Society at the Lawton Community Center, 4301 Willow Lane. Admission is free, and the community is welcome. Roberts will unveil his new book, Bethesda and Chevy Chase, which uses dozen of vintage photographs (many from the CCHS Archive) to show how the two areas developed along two different streetcar lines into distinctly different communities. Bethesda became a bustling commercial center; Chevy Chase, a planned enclave of leafy residential neighborhoods. Signature CCHS refreshments will be served.  Questions about the program may be directed to CCHS at 301/656-6141 or chevychasehistory @ msn dot com  

Sunday, December 4 from 10 AM - 12 noon, Breakfast with Santa. Kids are invited to the Volta Park Playground to get a free toy and have a photo taken with Santa. Mrs. Claus will be serving free coffee, hot chocolate, doughnuts and pastries. Volta Park is at 1555 34th St NW. Event flyer is at: http://bit.ly/2gqsouW   

Monday December 5 from 6 - 10 PM Global Day for Equal Opportunity. Come discover, celebrate and share initiatives for equal opportunity in the US and in France! Meet actors for equal opportunity, and youth-empowerment organizations, from DC and France, and take part in the discussion, to push for a more just society. Free tickets at: http://bit.ly/2gL2IKc. At Busboys and Poets, 1025 5th St NW.

Monday, December 5 at 12 noon, Book Talk and Signing: "Capital Streetcars: Early Mass Transit in Washington, D.C." Meet author John DeFerrari of the “Streets of Washington” blog. DeFerrari’s latest book surveys the 100-year saga of the streetcar in Washington, DC. Copies of the book are available in the museum shop for purchase. Free. At the George Washington University Museum and Textile Museum, 701 21st St. NW, https://museum.gwu.edu/capital-streetcars.

Tuesday, December 6 at 6 - 7 PM, Christmas Concert: Carol of the Bells. At this unique holiday concert, the entire community is invited to sing along to “Carol of the Bells,” and we will repeat this song every 3 minutes for the entire hour. No other music will be performed. If you don’t know the Carol of the Bells, you can learn it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq73h6XZQGA. This performance will be a test of your ability to make it through the holiday season with your sanity intact. If you can stand a full hour of the song that pops up on lists of the top ten most annoying Christmas songs of all time (see http://bit.ly/2gN6X5s), you are indeed a strong person! But fortunately for us all, there will be no opportunity for you to prove it, as this is the weekly fake event!

Wednesday, December 7 at 7 PM, Michael Dirda, Pulitzer Prize winning-columnist for the Washington Post, will speak on his most recent book, Browsings: A Year of Reading, Collecting and Living with Books, at Tenley-Friendship Library. Light refreshments at 6:30 pm. Mr. Dirda will sign books that will be available for purchase at a nice discount. Free. At the Tenley-Friendship Library, 4450 Wisconsin Avenue NW. Details at http://www.dclibrary.org/node/55185.

Wednesday, December 7 at 7 PM, Book Hill Talks - France Alive: A History Told Through Great Works of Art. Lecture # 2: 18th Century. Conversation, Love and Philosophy: 18th Century Fêtes galantes. Guest Speaker, Vanessa Badré. One painting has come to represent the intertwining of art and philosophy in the 18th century. It is a reception piece by Jean Watteau, “Pilgrimage to the Isle of Cythira” (Musée du Louvre, Paris). A closer look at the painting raises many questions: are the couples setting out for the island  or leaving it? What is the role of classicism and the ancient past in the modern world?  What is fantasy and what is reality? What should be the mores of the times? Eighteenth century artists could not ignore the spirit of the time and the  philosophers of Enlightenment: as an age of reason and learning flourished in France and  England, spreading new ideas all over, we will look at how art and philosophy are intricately intertwined. Free. At the Georgetown Library, 3260 R Street NW, http://www.dclibrary.org/node/5488 

Thursday, December 8 at 6 PM, A Vintage Evening: Yuletide at Anderson House. Celebrate the holiday season at this Vintage Evening, featuring tastings of eggnog punch based on 100-year-old recipes. Tour the festively decorated mansion while learning about early 20th-century Christmas traditions and the historic inspirations for our decorations. Attendees must be at least 21 years old. Reservations required - $15 per person at: http://www.societyofthecincinnati.org/events/public. Anderson House is at 2118 Massachusetts Avenue NW.  

Thursday, December 8 at 7:30 PM, The University of the District of Columbia’s free annual holiday concert. The UDC Chorale directed by Richard Odom, starts the evening with a program of choral music followed by the gospel sounds of The Voices, directed by Gerry Gillespie. The UDC Jazz Ensemble directed by Allyn Johnson closes the program with big band jazz sure to spread the holiday spirit. At the UDC auditorium, Theatre of the Arts Bldg. 46-East) 4200 Connecticut Avenue NW.