Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Wednesday's Special Weather Forecast

We spotted this forecast on the Hillcrest listserv.
Good morning, here's the latest weather forecast for Washington, DC brought to you by this Ward 7 resident. Sunny and bright with a high of 53 percent chance of winning. Primary winds, southeast-northwest blowing arrogance away at the speed of lightning. Despite last night's heat wave, humidity dropped seven points and we can all breathe again. Barometric pressure has risen to the task and Visibility and for our future and transparency for our government is as clear as the nose on your face. No more chance of corruption or Peter Nickles. All future predictions are that Hurricane Michelle, having left a devastating effect on our schools, will no doubt be Rhee-routed to the outer banks of Sacramento, CA with no possible chance of Rhee-turn.
DC, our outlook is "Gray-t!" From Jeri Washington, your resident political meteorologist....Enjoy 'cause it's going to be a bright, bright, sunshiny, Gray Day!

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