Sunday, October 17, 2010

DC Spanking for Wellness Group (Yes, Really)

Photo by wackystuff
Yes, it's true. And yes, you're invited. And yes, it's a business. Couples spanking is supposed to be a "modality for stress release, transformational healing, and expanding loving relationships."

The DC Spanking for Wellness Group "is designed to bring together adults who are interested in experiencing spanking as a form of healing, stress reduction and enjoyment for themselves and in their relationships."  The group provides"active listening and support, spanking and massage in a caring, safe and non-sexual manner for those who find it helpful for their growth and well being."

The first meeting of the DC Spanking for Wellness Group will be on Saturday, October 30.

Congratulate me. I've written this entirely with a straight face. No snide remarks, no crude attempts at humor. Besides, DC Spanking for Wellness is on the same day as the Stephen Colbert and Jon Steward rallies. If only they knew.

8 comments:

  1. There is a big intersection of kinksters and hipsters. Many people have experimented with at least mildly kinky these days. I wouldn't snicker too much. You might offend your readers.....or your friends.

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  2. A friend of mine suffered from depression so I would spank her every 2-3 months and it made her feel better. She stopped needing/wanting spankings when she got Prozac. So, maybe spanking can take the place of some anti-depressants. It is cheaper and more fun... :)

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  3. So I guess you haven't heard of Christian Domestic Discipline either then?

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  4. Spanking men scene at Green Lantern in DC is well, different.

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  5. There are numerous spanking clubs popping up just about everywhere. Amazing what the internet can do. I have found most at these organizations' parties to be polite, normal, and supportive. Just in case you're curious, there's no sex, and barely any touching at all, except if your brave enough to bare your bottom to your top (spanker). Spankings take place in private areas. The organizers are very helpful in making women fell secure and comfortable. (Men typically outnumber the women.) No one is forced to do anything; you can just come to check things out if you want. If you're thinking about going to one of these parties, be sure to follow the rules, dress code, and be prepared to socialize before finding someone to receive spanks from or deliver spanks to (preferably in that order). Once, however, I was introduced to a young lady for the sole purpose of spanking her. In my view, (I've been thinking about this a while now), spanking is an intense, intimate act of focused, temporary love between two humans, with far less risk than sex. This helps to explain why I feel terrific if my bottom is tingling from a recent spanking.

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  6. This can work for those who desire it to work for them.

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  7. so where to i go to get to this place? are there any in place in Baltimore co. or can you help me start a club?

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  8. What id give to have this in N. Calif., Damn, its perfect!!

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