Washington Tweets

Washington tweets. A lot. The Washington Tweets column is a collection of the most interesting, recent Washington-area tweets. These tweets reveal a candid and fascinating portrait of what is on our collective minds: Twitter gives a snapshot of what we're doing, thinking and hoping for as a group. Washington Tweets is Washington in the raw. Bill Adler tweets at @billadler.


Dupont Circle smells like latkes! And my apartment smells like homemade apple pie and apple & butternut squash soup.

The Cleveland Park listserv reports that The Cereal Bowl has closed. Talk about a flawed biz model. Who goes out for Cheerios?

Farragut North Metro is crawling with all manner of security personnel this morning...

Tourists if you could stay out of the way until after rush hour, that would be great. Apparently it's not just a DC thing


Just testified at the DC Council - Mary Cheh promised to fight for Healthy Schools Act funding (yay!)

I'm really enjoying my runs and bike rides along the Anacostia these days. The #11thstreetbridge work is going so fast. it's fun to watch

Foolproof way of making DC cold front seem not-so-bad: Go to Pittsburgh for the weekend.

@jnyce2427 he is representative of some of the men here in DC who think they are gods gift to women #rhoa

Hey, there was drinking last night @bigbearcafe and unit block of R did NOT look or sound like Adams Morgan! How odd!

its been decided..after partying at recess on tuesday, I'm hitting "the diner" in adams morgan..whoop!

So hundreds of ppl going up Dupont Circle escalator when it just stops. Again. #wmata

i'd like to thank grad school and dc cold weather for this lovely 10 lb weight gain. #sarcasm

My CR-V made it on the DC Beltway hitlist of rocks + other debris. Casualties: One Front Windshield (@ Safelite Auto Glass) #damnitimstillyoungright

Dear DC, thanks for the freezing cold temps to prep my body for this weekend's trip to Michigan.

Who saw redskins get demolished by the giants....damn.....smh

SKYPE WEDDING BELL BLUES! D.C. judge tells Gay Dallas couple: "You had to be there!" to access lib's DC law.

There was a bad accident on 95N on the #dc #beltway I counted one body bag. Overturned SUV. Sucks.

Somebody bold as shit stealin Vincent Gray credit card lol

Who stole Mayor Vincent Gray's wallet? Lls. A CVS worker! ROTFLLS. She went and bought cigarettes and beer. #OnlyInSE #SMH

DC is a big ol' ball of censorship these days; Republicans & Catholic League force Smithsonian to censor gay art. 1st Amendment, assholes!

CRITICAL: Call your Councilmember TODAY during the Save the Healthy Schools Act Phone-In from 2pm-4pm: http://ht.ly/3keIP #health #DC

yesterday was rough day for washington sports #redskins #wizards and #terps all got hosed! I need a one day memory eraser!