The Top Ten Reasons to Join the Cleveland Park Listserv

Cleveland Park is an email list for people who live in Washington, DC and the Cleveland Park neighborhood. It's a way to meet, exchange news, and find out what's happening in the area. The Cleveland Park Listserv is Washington's most vibrant electronic community, the largest neighborhood email list in the country, and the only neighborhood email list with an columns and features.  Visit www.cleveland-park.com to join.

10.  It's an A-List that doesn't require you to be a major donor to any political party.

9.  You'll find out about new restaurants, secret parking places, neighborhood events, street construction, crime, and other activities that affect your life.

8.  You'll know more about what's going on in the District of Columbia than the DC Government does.  (Well, you probably know already.)

7.  You'll hear about the latest shark capture in the Potomac and bedbug infestation in time to take appropriate action.  

6.  You need a good plumber now, you'll find a good plumber now.

5.  Being on the list won't increase your property tax assessment.

4.  Being on the list may give you ways to lower your property tax assessment.

3.  You don't have to wait until the newspaper is delivered at 4:30am to find out what's been happening.

2.  Somebody will be able to answer your question:  "What was that helicopter doing in the sky at 12:30am?"

And the number 1 reason to join the Cleveland Park Listserv:

1.  You have an excuse to stay indoors at your computer when it's 95 degrees and humid outside.

With over 10,000 members, the Cleveland Park Listserv is the largest neighborhood email list in the United States.  Join us!  The Cleveland Park Listserv is spam-free and calorie-free.