DC Spanking for Wellness Group (Yes, Really)

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Yes, it's true. And yes, you're invited. And yes, it's a business. Couples spanking is supposed to be a "modality for stress release, transformational healing, and expanding loving relationships."

The DC Spanking for Wellness Group "is designed to bring together adults who are interested in experiencing spanking as a form of healing, stress reduction and enjoyment for themselves and in their relationships."  The group provides"active listening and support, spanking and massage in a caring, safe and non-sexual manner for those who find it helpful for their growth and well being."

The first meeting of the DC Spanking for Wellness Group will be on Saturday, October 30.

Congratulate me. I've written this entirely with a straight face. No snide remarks, no crude attempts at humor. Besides, DC Spanking for Wellness is on the same day as the Stephen Colbert and Jon Steward rallies. If only they knew.