Monday, November 8, 2010

DC's Dumbest Robber Award Goes To...

Photo by Jimmy Joe
There are all sorts of stupid things that crooks do that get them caught. Stupid crooks are legion; there are even websites devoted to chronically their goofs. If you think you've heard it all, you're wrong: Last week a armed robber was arrested: He was on probation and wearing a GPS ankle bracelet at the time. Here's the police report :
On November 1, 2010, we responded to armed robberies at Holly, Tulip, Maple and Carroll Avenues, in broad daylight at 12:30 p.m. 
On November 3, 2010, Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) made an arrest for robbery in the District of Columbia and contacted us. Our detective responded to the 4th District MPD where our investigation identified one of the two suspects from our robbery.
Our State’s Attorney’s Office was contacted and authorized two arrest warrants for armed robbery for Kevin Shird (20), of Washington, D.C. He is currently incarcerated in the D.C. Jail.
We have filed detainers for two counts of armed robbery. It should be noted that our suspect is on probation and was wearing a GPS ankle bracelet at the time of his arrest. The second suspect is still outstanding and our investigation continues.

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