Washington Tweets

Washington Tweets

by Bill Adler

Washington tweets. A lot. The Washington Tweets column is a collection of the most interesting, recent Washington-area tweets. These tweets reveal a candid and fascinating portrait of what is on our collective minds: Twitter gives a snapshot of what we're doing, thinking and hoping for. Washington Tweets is Washington in the raw. Washington Tweets is published on the Cleveland Park Listserv, www.cleveland-park.com, on Monday. Bill Adler tweets at @billadler.

The best that MLB could do for its fans on opening day is the Rangers vs the Astros? Geez thanks. (@ShapsinDC)

GREAT ADVICE--> RT @medaLifeDiaries: Time is a valuable asset. Don't waste it on people that don't matter. (@DCdebbie)

Scouring through my parents liquor cabinet & I find a house brand bottle of triple sec from a store that closed 30 years ago! (@ZanderDC)

The NPS will be sharp shooting deer in Rock Creek Park. So wrong. Can they be relocated?  I mean the NPS.  The deer can stay. (@marionbarryjr)

Has anyone attended the White House Easter egg roll before? If yes, what's the appropriate attire? (@AppealingKate)

Procrastinating on doing my taxes with a trip to @UnionMarketDC! (@dcconcierge)

The #Beltway is crumbling beneath our wheels, @ashleyhalsey3rd reports: http://wapo.st/YKMNLA. Graphic: http://wapo.st/16oRUmH (@drgridlock)

Food truck operators say new regulations would push them out of downtown. http://is.gd/Zfi6yj (@wcp)

The Mara 2013 team knocked on over 1,000 doors today. Amazing volunteers dedicated to a better DC #four23dc (@patmara)

Walking through thousands of people on the mall flying kites! Spring is here guys! (@nikkirap)

Normally I love living near the Zoo, but traffic has been ridiculous - just saw someone driving the wrong way down a one way street. (@stephaniekays)

Georgetown and Catholic are siding with Boston College in fight over student condom distribution policies: http://bit.ly/11VyA1K (@dcist)

There are currently five active liquor license moratorium zones in DC: Georgetown, Adams Morgan, East Dupont, West Dupont, Glover Park (@jsidman)

Finding out "We the Pizza" is a real restaurant in DC ruins my life long dream to open a founding fathers themed pizza parlor. (@JamiesenBorak)

DC parking enforcement officer, wearing a hoodie, just stepped into traffic so she could get in car, and then pulls out into path of car. (@samerfarha)

The Mall & Tidal Basin are like Adams Morgan on a Saturday night right now. We need a moratorium on new cherry trees. NIMBY NIMBY NIMBY!! ;) (@MrTinDC)

A loaded gun was found in a carry-on bag at #DCA, giving me a chance to list some of the crazy stuff TSA agents find: http://wapo.st/10fZvzY (@themarkberman)

Adams Morgan ANC commissioner apologizes for "racist" remarks: http://bit.ly/1031KqA (@alanblinder)